I am going to need to get more creative with my cursing. Creative Cursing 101, that could be an college elective, right? Anyway, reason is Elizabeth Rose, otherwise known as Bean. 5 months old yesterday and not really all that far away from parroting everything I and every other adult around her says.
My language is colorful. Ha! But I know that can't continue. Rob and Melissa are churchgoers. What if Bean were to go to Sunday School and toss off one of my bon mots? Pretty sure it would place a strain on our familial relationships.
So I will go underground with my cursing. Rhino dung! Fudge it! Who the Halifax cares!
Really, who could object to any of those? No one. I will be working on it, though. No reason cursing can't be colorful and funny at the same time.
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